i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
I hope life is wearing a condom cause I am getting fucked hard.
Well better have another one, death will show up eventually and they’ll run train on you
Doesn’t sound too bad
Someone send me money for cigarettes and a caffeinated beverage. If life is gonna fuck me, I would at least like a refreshing drink and a smoke after.
Ps. Also my birthday is in like a week or so, so….
BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga splits the ocean and leads the gays to the promised land
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo