Katatatt

October 2011

16 posts

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty? → goo.gl

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EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS

 

AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.

 

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?  → goo.gl

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TEACHER:

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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I actually like this alot

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#permanent marker skeleton bored sleepy ink hand bones

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I'm so tired

Im seriously really tired, but why cant i sleep….?

no?

Im going to assume i have insomnia…

Im tired all day and im up doing WHO KNOWS WHAT all night long….

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Lavender Town Pokemon Dubstep Remix Stephen Walking

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Yes I made a motha fuckin tumblr

Fuck hipsters….

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